What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?